28 May 2007

Two Stories In The News

Scientists create remote-controlled pigeon (Via the Daily Duck)

Bush Hit By Bird Droppings At News Conference

We report. You decide.

4 comments:

joe shropshire said...

We look forward to the day when outdoor campaign rallies are patrolled by swarms of remote-controlled prairie falcons.

Peter Burnet said...

What a wonderful illustration of the fallacies in Oro's predictions about the technological wonders of the future. He sees only freedom-loving remote-controlled pigeons protecting the home front. He never imagines they might all turn out to be leftists.

Oroborous said...

Well, no.

Based on inarguable history, I just don't think that it matters if some of them are leftists.

David said...

If it weren't for pigeons, there'd be no leftists at all.