28 May 2007

Two Stories In The News

Scientists create remote-controlled pigeon (Via the Daily Duck)

Bush Hit By Bird Droppings At News Conference

We report. You decide.


joe shropshire said...

We look forward to the day when outdoor campaign rallies are patrolled by swarms of remote-controlled prairie falcons.

Anonymous said...

What a wonderful illustration of the fallacies in Oro's predictions about the technological wonders of the future. He sees only freedom-loving remote-controlled pigeons protecting the home front. He never imagines they might all turn out to be leftists.

Oroborous said...

Well, no.

Based on inarguable history, I just don't think that it matters if some of them are leftists.

David said...

If it weren't for pigeons, there'd be no leftists at all.