Has Any One Ever Seen OJ and James Taranto In The Same Room?

From today's Best of the Web: "This offended Dave Lee, a member of the class of 2007 who considers himself an athlete even though he plays soccer."

Also from today's Best of the Web, I couldn't help but laugh at this self-refuting description of NYT publisher "Pinch" Sulzberger: "[W]e talked about making quenelles de brochette. He seems normal enough."