05 March 2007

The Sears Roebuck Is Here



Introducing the Craftsman CompuCarve Compact Woodworking Machine, Computer-Controlled. As the catalog explains, this is a "Compact, computer-controlled, 3-dimensional woodworking machine with an easy-to-use interface. It allows a novice to make a complete project without a shop full of tools.The unique configuration allows it to perform many other woodworking functions, including ripping, cross cutting, mitering, contouring, jointing and routing."

Lives there a man so dead to beauty as to be surprised that the CompuCarve is out of stock.

3 comments:

Oroborous said...

And thus the Star Trek-ian future moves incrementally closer.

Peter Burnet said...

Nice try, but you don't fool me. Where are the half-shafts, pretty boy?

Hey Skipper said...

Honey ... I need to go to Sears.

Stat.