So, I'm standing in line at the check-out counter when my eyes stray over to the impulse magazine rack. Cosmo this month has an article on "The Ten Things Guys Crave In Bed."
Choose your snark:
a. I didn't know we were such a mystery. When I think of the years I've wasted ...
b. 10?
c. ________________________.
5 comments:
1. Not to have anything from Cosmo read aloud to them.
Sleep.
"Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion."
-- Spike Milligan
A partner who can sleep with the reading light on.
Sardines. And Shiner Bock to wash them down with.
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