14 April 2007

Reader Participation

So, I'm standing in line at the check-out counter when my eyes stray over to the impulse magazine rack. Cosmo this month has an article on "The Ten Things Guys Crave In Bed."

Choose your snark:

a. I didn't know we were such a mystery. When I think of the years I've wasted ...

b. 10?

c. ________________________.

5 comments:

Brit said...

1. Not to have anything from Cosmo read aloud to them.

Duck said...

Sleep.

Mike Beversluis said...

"Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion."
-- Spike Milligan

Peter Burnet said...

A partner who can sleep with the reading light on.

joe shropshire said...

Sardines. And Shiner Bock to wash them down with.