02 December 2008

Calling Peter:

What the heck is going on in Canada?


Barry Meislin said...

Well, I can only speak for myself, but I think it's "shock and awe," Canadian style.

Seriously, though, this episode (or farce or outrage, if you will, though not a few---even those of the secular variety---are fervently praying that the scheme can be executed) may be the most fascinating episode in Canadian (and perhaps all of Western) political history; and/or the most gentlemanly putsch ever attempted in a Western nation by the most rascally bunch of bumbling losers (a.k.a. "The Unholy Trinity") on record. The whole scheme hinges on the cooperation of a political party (Bloc Quebecois) whose raison d'etre is the breakup of Canada. Just think about that for a sec....

All, of course, is justified (and all is forgiven) because of the relentless Left-of-Center Canadian/Quebecois media campaign to cast Stephen Harper as the mini-Bush (we're talking serious mBSD here).

Having said this, however, all Canadians, to my mind, should be extremely proud that Canadian politicians have had the ingenuity, the creativity, the imagination and the sheer chutzpah (I mean, who knew?) to concoct such constitutional shenanigans, and that they have succeeded in making Canadian politics even more exciting than it was in the days of William Lyon Mackenzie King (and his dog and his mother).

Anyway, for background and commentary on this, David Frum and Damian Penny provide some worthwhile posts:

Frum 1
Frum 2
Frum 3
Frum 4

Penny 1
Penny 2
Penny 3

joe shropshire said...

All together now: there is no Canada.

Barry Meislin said...

David Warren weighs in with typical lucidity and ablomb.

Correction above: "mBSD" should of course be "mBDS".

Off topic (but not entirely...): If you haven't yet savored this most exquisite riposte by Mark Steyn to a poor, miserable, muddled (Canadian Liberal) puppy, who no doubt supports the current effort to supplant the Conservative govternment (let's call him a representative of the species), well, enjoy...!

Barry Meislin said...

Corrected link.

Hey Skipper said...

... this most exquisite riposte by Mark Steyn to a poor, miserable, muddled

Best take down ever.

Brit said...

Calling Canada: where the heck is Peter?

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I've been out of commission at work this week and was hard-pressed to keep on it myself, let alone educate a bunch of patronizing Yanks and limeys. Short version:

1) With 38% of the popular vote, Harper wins a strong minority government in October in a field of five parties, four of a leftist bent. He is twelve seats short of a majority. He wins his first confidence motion, but then clumsily issues a budget statement with controversial budget cuts including one that will reduce the funding base of the other parties. Harper has a lot of strengths, but overt petulant partisanship is his Achilles Heel.

2) Completely out of the blue, the three opposition parties (the Greens won no seats), including the separatist-in-principle-but-we-promise-not-until-some-vague-future-date-we-need-not-specify-now Bloc Quebecois that has never been included in government in any way, announce a Liberal/NDP (socialist)coalition with promised Bloc support that moves non-confidence and announces it is ready to govern when the Cons are defeated. They then argue that the Governor-General, the royal representative, is constitutionally obliged to invite them to form a government and refuse Harper's request for an election because we just had one. They are all broke from the last election and only the Tories are in good financial health. Several constitutional experts, who finally get their fifteen minutes of fame after spending many lonely years mastering arcane legal/historical stuff nobody gives a crap about, agree. Pandemonium, because there are only days to the motion. Harper, who controls the parliamentary agenda, adjourns it for a week to Dec 8th.

3) The week is crazy and increasingly very disturbing because the rhetoric moves to overheat and everybody is nakedly partisan at a time the country wants steady-as-she-goes leadership. It becomes apparent the coalition was in the works long before the budget statement. Harper offers to backtrack on the most controversial items, but there is no stopping them now. Trouble is, the Liberal leader is an unpopular wimp who blew the election and resigned a few days later, effective a leadership convention next May that already has several declared candidates out campaigning, so who will the new PM be? It has to be a Liberal because they have by far the most seats, but they have no credible leader. Internal uncertainty and tensions about that surface until it is decided he will anyway, which does the coalition no good at all in popular support;

4) The big issue seems to be whether the GG, who rushes home from a diplomatic sojourn in Europe, will grant the election it is presumed Harper will ask for because it looks like he might cream the leaderless Libs. Never in my life have so many Canadians learned so much about the fabled royal perogative. Brit will know all about this, but basically the Crown does what the Government requests and advises 99.99999% of the time. However, there are theoretical reserve powers to act independantly if Parliament is being subverted or in times of crisis;

5) Then it starts to become clear Harper will not wait for the vote, but will instead ask the GG to prorogue Parliament (formally ending the session which requires royal assent, as opposed to just adjourning for a few weeks which the House decides itself by majority vote) before so everybody can take a Valium until late January. Same wild debate as to whether she is compelled to agree just weeks after the last election and with a theoretical alternative government to call on. Constitutional experts get a second fifteen minutes of fame. The coalition screams about subverting democracy and governing as a dictator, yada, yada. It first looks like Harper's move is a cowardly dealing from the bottom of the deck, but as everybody starts to get alarmed by the turmoil and alternatives, support for it grows because the alternatives (coalition government or another election) are both so unpopular. Everybody, including me, starts thinking: "This is neither fun nor funny anymore."

6) It would take too long to explain, but the mess is terribly divisive and divides the country badly, both politically and regionally. Pundits work 24/7. Disgust for politicians and the process spikes. The public wants cooperation and statesmanship has other things on their minds like keeping their jobs. The coalition really hasn't got its act together because they hate and distrust one another personally as much as they hate the Tories publically.

7) Thursday the GG grants the request to prorogue and the air rushes out of the balloon. National polls start to show strong anti-coalition feeling and Harper's support soars except in Quebec and show he would sweep to a majority. Uh-oh, nice play, Shakespeare. Dissension in the ranks of the left emerge and many say the coalition won't last. If just 12 of the opposition M.P.'s refuse to vote or vote with the Tories, it's game, set, match to Harper, and a few start questionning it publically. Leftist blogs start infighting about the disaster, which of course is all blamed on Tory lies and spin. The coalition starts to descend into buffoonery, such as failing to get the tape of it's leader's address to the nation to TV feed stations in Ottawa in time for specially scheduled national statements. A delicious, much-quoted quip from a radio talk show is that is looks like "Arrogance vs. The Three Stooges".

So, the country is going to take a break for a nice Christmas dinner and nobody has a clue about January. Harper is the clear winner but only in the relative context of an overall bilious disgust with politicians.

Finger-pointing all around, but we of the post-Judd Alliance all know that the real reason for this incredibly risky failed gambit is that conservative governments are offences against progress and the Enlightenment, if not history itself.

erp said...

Thanks Peter. It makes more sense now. Only question, what's the "GG"?

Anonymous said...


The Governor-General, who is the Crown's Canadian representative. The Queen is Queen of Canada in her own right and also our Head of State, so if Britain abolished the monarchy, she would still be ours. But she finds the Brits so dysfunctional that they require her fulltime attention, so she needs help in her other dominions like Canada, Australia, New Zealand, etc. She appoints the GG "on the advice of her Canadian ministers", which means she rubber stamps whoever the PM chooses, but the appointment is for a fixed term so he cannot dismiss the GG. This is all formalistic, erp. The reality has been the Crown does what it is told to do by the elected government for a long time, but there is some once-in-a-blue-moon, much-debated reserve authority for when politicians get too in touch with their inner child.

Our current one is a very classy Haitian immigrant. When she was appointed a few years ago from the Quebec artsy community (by the Libs), there were a lot of tasetless remarks about being a "bimbo", etc. (Who does that remind you of?). Also, fears she would be too "modern" in high-profile ways. However I think she as become very popular. Unlike some of her mouthier predecessors, she rarely speaks out and performs her largely ceremonial functions with elegance and class. School kids fall in love with her all the time.

erp said...

Ah so. Thanks.

She is a pretty lady and lady-like. Nice combo. I imagine some older than school kids fall in love with her too.

Re: bimbos

Only gratingly leftie ladies aka feminazis who are deficient in face and form can be designated non-bimbos.

Anonymous said...

I hate to admit it, but when she was appointed, most of the bimbo remarks (and even worse) came from our side. Not everyone or even most, but enough to make me squirm.