Today is Boxing Day, the day when, um, er, I have no idea (Ma'nish ta'na...).
a) The day baby Jesus kicked the Wise Men's asses?
b) The day in England on which the servants are expected to wrap their presents from their masters?
c) A day for organising one's closet? Or,
d) A day in which the English go to "Pantomimes," which they watch from theatre boxes.
Whatever it is, let's all enjoy it. Holidays need no excuses.