1. The concept "God" exists.
2. "Perfection" is an inseparable part of the conception of "God."
3. "Perfection" is that state of being that cannot be bettered.
4. A God that exists is better than a God that does not exist.
Therefore, God must exist.
(This is, of course, St. Anselm's ontological proof of the existence of God. All complaints should be directed to him.)