06 August 2013

The Ultimate First World Problem

Your fancy toilet can be hacked. This appears to result entirely from the failure of the manufacturer to take any precautions against hacking, perhaps unable to imagine the temptations of toilet hacking.

5 comments:

Peter said...

When one contemplates a renewed Berlin-Tokyo Axis that combines Japanese toilet-hacking technology with German talking toilet technology, the potentially emascualting prospects for North American men are beyond chilling. Perhaps it's time to stop worrying so much about things like terrorism & high fructose corn syrup and realize we have a real existential threat here.

Annoying Old Guy said...

A revolution from the bottom, eh Peter?

erp said...

David, how to subscribe to posts? I only get notified of new comments, not new posts. Had no one commented on this major news flash, I wouldn't have known about this new menace.

Peter said...

FTW, AOG. I might add that what we need to confront this threat are men with chests...umm...or with something.

erp said...

Peter, are you referring to cross-dressers?