The Secret Blog is in Montreal, having been admitted to Canada despite the following conversation.
Canadian Border Guard: Good Afternoon.
The Secret Blog: Good Afternoon. (Hands over passports.)
CBG: Where are you going?
CBG: What's the purpose of your visit?
CBG: (Skeptically) Pleasure?
TSB: A vacation.
CBG: Do you have anything to leave in Canada?
TSB: [NO BATHROOM HUMOR!!!] No.
CBG: Do you have any alcohol or tobacco in the car?
CBG: (Starting to wrap up) Do you know anyone in Canada?
TSB: (Hit by a stray gust of honesty.) Yes, Peter Burnet.
CBG: (No longer wrapping up; suddenly paying attention.) How do you know him?
TSB: (Spell of honesty passes; I imagine myself trying to explain BrothersJudd or even just saying, "I met him on the Internet." I need an honest, plain-vanilla answer) I've known him for years.
CBG: (Look saying, that's not what I asked.)
TSB: He's a personal friend.
CBG: Are you bringing any presents into Canada?
CBG: Welcome to Canada.